Saturday, November 19, 2005

Welcome to Satiric Mutt

To folks who know me from Daily Kos, this is simply a place where I will archive my stuff. Welcome.

From time to time, Rex may post here. His posts will likely be put up late at night. I have never caught him blogging (I'm still curious how he types with paws), but he does post -- somehow.

Leave a comment if you are so inclined. And if you have a message for Rex, you can leave it here.


At 11/19/2005 11:49 PM, Anonymous em dash said...

And people scoffed at the premise of "Animal Farm". Now, you're outfitting the ungrateful little bastards with blog software and DSL.

Way to go, Johnson.

At 11/20/2005 1:03 AM, Blogger Bob Johnson said...


Figures you'd have the first comment.

Thanks for stopping in.

I was thinking that one of my first real pieces here would be Fake RedState Day where I would post a satire of a typical RedState frontpager and ask my respondents to pretend to be RedStaters for purposes of comment.

I will also be publishing some of my "greatest hits" from Daily Kos.

Just because I'm lazy.

At 11/20/2005 11:27 AM, Anonymous em dash said...

Whaaaaa? RedState isn't satire?

Do we have to start pronouncing "Johnson" with a nasal French accent and silent "n"?

At 11/21/2005 3:15 PM, Blogger Meteor Blades said...

Hi. Congrats on the new digs.

At 11/21/2005 3:49 PM, Blogger Bob Johnson said...

Hi Meteor,

Thanks for stopping by.

I have no idea why I need a blog other than to have a place to dump my work from time to time.

When it takes less than five minutes to set the thing up, it's a wonder more dogs haven't put up their own.

At 11/21/2005 5:03 PM, Anonymous Blue the Wild Dog said...

Rex's posts are borderline treason, if you ask me. Barney would kick the snot out of that Volvo-riding, sooshee-eating, Daily Kos-reading, left-wing surrender-pooch.

Just practicing for RedState day.

At 11/22/2005 12:04 AM, Anonymous SeattleLiberal said...

I almost put Rex in as a write-in candidate on the last elections here in Seattle.

Sorry he didn't win.

At 11/22/2005 12:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi, Mr. Johnson!

I have always enjoyed your wit at dkos. Glad to see I can see read your snarkiness anytime.


P.S. that em dash guy is too funny!

At 11/22/2005 12:52 PM, Anonymous arkylib said...

sorry about that

meant to sign in as myself

(anonymous is arkylib)

At 11/22/2005 1:28 PM, Anonymous em dash said...

Um, I think my gynecologist may dispute the virtual gender re-assignment.

At 11/22/2005 1:37 PM, Blogger arkylib said...


that's what I get for assuming. I apologize most humbly, Ma'am.

At 11/22/2005 2:34 PM, Blogger Bob Johnson said...


Thanks for stopping in. I try to avoid gender mistakes by assuming that anyone posting to the Internet is a thing rather than a person.

em_dash is a woman, but I still call her "it" from time to time when I either forget that fact or am feeling irritable.

At 11/22/2005 3:07 PM, Anonymous arkylib said...

that's a good philosophy. Think I will adopt it.

From now on, you all are faceless "its."

At 11/29/2005 8:15 PM, Anonymous lightiris said...

Bob, you gotta put up the letter to Cheney in which you expressed your "outrage" that anyone would tell the vice president to go fuck himself.

That post is one for the ages.

P.S. Tell Rex I just adopted a chi-chi little Wheaton mix from the local rescue league. She's a trim 23 lbs, blond, and spayed. Drool baby.

At 11/29/2005 11:39 PM, Blogger Bob Johnson said...

Hi light,

Thanks for stopping in. I forgot all about that post. I will put it up.

Congrats on the new dog. Rex wants a photo. Wath out for him, though. He's been all over the neighborhood...

At 11/30/2005 6:09 PM, Anonymous lightiris said...

I dunno, Bob. My girl McGovern's got high standards, and I don't know if Rex's mangy, man-about-town quality going to quite cut it.

BTW, I added your blog to the faves, so please keep posting stuff here. It's so hard to separate the wheat from the chaff over at the mother ship these days.


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