Cheney Shoots Hunting Companion; Transcript Tells Real Story
News item:
Cheney Accidentally Shoots Fellow Hunter
WASHINGTON - Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot and wounded a companion during a weekend quail hunting trip in Texas, spraying the fellow hunter in the face and chest with shotgun pellets.
Harry Whittington, a millionaire attorney from Austin, was "alert and doing fine" in a Corpus Christi hospital Sunday after he was shot by Cheney on a ranch in south Texas, said Katharine Armstrong, the property's owner.
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The shooting was first reported by the Corpus Christi Caller-Times. The vice president's office did not disclose the accident until the day after it happened.
As many of you know, I have a number of sources in this administration, including within the Secret Service. I just received this transcript of the conversation that occurred between Cheney and Whittington just before the "accidental" shooting took place:
Whittington: You know, Dick, I have to say I disagree with you on this NSA thing.
Cheney: I'm protecting you from terrorists, Harry.
Whittington: Yeah, but from what I've read, you haven't caught anyone because of this. Not a single person.
Cheney: Okay. That's--
Whittington: And it's operating beyond the law.
Cheney: You've had your say. Okay?
Whittington: Okay, but the damn thing is unconstitutional, Dick.
Cheney: Quail!
[GUNSHOT]
Whittington: (Grunting and moaning)
Cheney: Now, go fuck yourself, Harry... Get him the hell outta' here.
[END TRANSCRIPT]
That Dick Cheney is angry and unhinged, isn't he?
posted by Bob Johnson @ 6:56 PM
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How are you, David?
Thanks for the compliment. I like writing satire.
Hope you are well.
Off topic. I said some nasty things at dailykos last week. Then I asked to be banned.
I was.
I want to apologize for my behavior, I really haven't been myself lately.
I am glad I was banned, though. It's probably best if I avoid blogging about politics for awhile.
I do enjoy your stuff though, Bob. Very funny. I'm definitely better off when I stick to humor.
Anyway, best wishes.
dick,
The weight of watching our civil liberties being eroded while more of our young people die in a needless war and our tax dollars flow to well-connected corporations like Halliburton is enough to drive any thinking person over the edge.
Hope that cheers you up!
Heh-heh.
(I'm posting this from a window ledge.)
I not on a ledge or anything.
I just need a vacation.
No more blogging for me.
I don't know if this works but I'm gettin damn pissed at comming here and seeing out dated funny stuff,Laffs Ha Ha. so Bob I want you to stop strokin the Dog- hear that rex no more stroke.
Now let's get funny!
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