Wednesday, December 21, 2005

i spi on bob jonsen fer chainee

i em rex bob jonsens dog rytin. bob hee nevar skrach mi tumee ore gif mee sooshee lyk i wan. so i spi on him fer vyz prezdint chainee. bob roat letur to chainee wit dertee werdz in thair. hee shoot not doo that,

chainee sez hee gif mee sooshee skrach mi tumee an eefin beehyn mi eerz if i spi on bob jonsen. en hee sez i shoot tel himm efreethik bob jonsen doo lyk pik noz sleap at des at werk en eefin sai meen thin abowt chainee or boosh. i poot teenee mykrafoan in bob jonsens awfis.

an misheen maik this to prin fer mee to mail too chainee

UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: Hey, did you feed Rex?
JOHNSON: Damn dog. All he'll eats is sushi. Just pour him a bowl of the dry stuff.
UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: Okay. Come here, Rex!
REX: [PANTING AND BREATHING]
UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: You want your belly scratched, don't you, boy?
REX: [PANTING AND BREATHING, TAIL THUMPING RAPIDLY ON FLOOR]
JOHNSON: He won't leave you alone now.
UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: Rex! Rex! Quit humping my leg!
JOHNSON: Rex! Get down! Stop that!
REX: [BARKING, SNARLING]
JOHNSON: Rex. come here. Get under the table! Stay!

bob jonsen iz goin dowwn! i moof to wawshinktin an lif wit chainee! git sooshee efreedai an git tummee skrach an eer skrach! bob jonsen sai las week hee thin chainee iz krimunul. chainee sai gooboy rex!!!!

wawshinktin heer i soon bee!

ask me kweshtin too.

WOOF!!!!

3 Comments:

At 12/22/2005 10:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

chainee sez lots uf stuf, but sooshi maks yer poop bad. inow. doan doit rex. bill the dog

 
At 12/23/2005 12:38 AM, Blogger Bob Johnson said...

i poop en toylit.

 
At 12/24/2005 4:33 PM, Anonymous Imogen Holst said...

sum smrt code u got going, i bet knobodee can tell wot u r torking bout.

 

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